4S TH3 TWO MOONS F3LL ON THE L4ND OF 4LT3RN1A, 4 SL33PY TROLL BOY 4W4K3S FROM 4NOTH3R N1GHTM4R3. 1N 4NOTH3R TOWN, NOT TOO F4R 4W4Y, COOP3D UP 1N H3R TR33 HOUS3, 4 YOUNG G1RL W4K3S UP FROM H3R P34C3FUL DR34MS ON PROSP1T. TH3 BOY MOV3S TO H1S HUSKTOP 1N 4NGU1SH 4ND B3G1NS TROLL1NG TH3 G1RL.
CG: HEY TEREZI. I HAD ANOTHER FUCKING HORRIBLE DREAM AGAIN.
CG: IM UP TO MY FUCKING NOOK IN HORRIBLE AND HORRIBLER SHIT HAPPENING TO ME.
GC: >:P
GC: YOU N33D TO W4KE UP F1RST STUP1D!!
CG: WHAT?
CG: AM I NOT WIDE FUCKING AWAKE RIGHT NOW.
GC: S1111GH
GC: ON TH3 MOON
GC: 1 S33 YOU SL33P1NG >:] YOUR3 SO CUT3 WH3N YOU SL33P
TH3 BOY BLUSH3S 4 D3L1C1OUS C4NDY R3D 4T H1S COMP4TR1OTS COMM3NT
CG: I DONT EXACTLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT BUT IM SURE IN YOUR OWN FUCKED UP AND WEIRD WAY IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RUB IT IN MY FUCKING FACE AND SAY:
CG: HEY KARKAT I TOLD YOU SO!
CG: BUT FOR NOW.
CG: GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HOOF BEAST FOR ONCE AND HELP ME CALM DOWN!
GC: H3H3H3H3
GC: OK4YYY OK4YYY
GC: DO YOU W4NT TO M33T UP 4ND W4TCH SOM3 MOV13S TOG3TH3R >:?
CG: WHAT?
GC: 1M S3R1OUS >:]
GC: YOUR STUP1D MOV13S 1NTRU1G3 M3 SO 1 W1LL TOL3R4T3 TH3M TO M4K3 YOU F33L B3TT3R
CG: HAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! THIS IS AN AMAZING FUCKING PRANK! THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING AS AN AMAZING DISTRACTION!
GC: >:/ 1M B31NG S3R1OUS D1PSH1T
GC: ON MY W4Y ♡
K4RK4TS 3Y3S L1NG3R ON TH3 SCR33N 4S H3 ST4R3S 4T TH3 M4T3SPR1T SYMBOL TH4T T3R3Z1 3ND3D H3R M3SS4G3 W1TH. H1S COLD R3D H34RT L1GHTS UP 4T TH3 PROSP3CT OF H4V1NG 4 M4T3SPR1TSH1P W1TH TH3 T34L BLOOD. H3 SH4K3S H1S H34D 1N D1SCUST 4T TH3 THOUGHT, HOW F1LTHY.
T3R3Z1 SM1RKS. SH3 LOVE3S TO T34S3 K4RK4T 4ND H1S 34SY 3MOT1ONS, 4ND SH3 LOV3S TO FL1RT. SH3 Y4WNS, STR3TCH3S 4ND GR4BS H3R C4N3 B3FOR3 D3SC3ND1NG TH3 ST41RS OF H3R TR33 HOUS3. TH3 L4NDSC4P3 OF 4LTERN14 1SNT TH3 S4F3ST TO B3 W4LK1NG 4ROUND 1N, BUT T3R3Z1 COULD HOLD H3RS3LF W3LL 3NOUGH. SH3 L1K3D TO W4TCH DR34M K4RK4T 4ND R34L K4RK4T SL33P ON SOME OCC4S1ONS. H1S SL33P1NG GR3Y BODY H4D SUCH 4 B34UT1FUL SC3NT, SH3 B3C4M3 4DD1CT3D.
T3R3Z1 F1NDS H3RS3LF 4T TH3 3NTR4NC3 TO K4RK4TS H1VE. SH3 S3ND K4RK4T 4 M3SS4G3 4L3RT1NG OF H3R PR3SC3NC3, K4RK4T LOOKS OUT OF H1S W1NDOW 4ND SCR34MS 1N F34R 4T TH3 S1GHT OF TH3 OTH3R TROLL. H3 RUNS DOWN TH3 ST41RS 4ND PR4CT1C4LLY DR4GS T3R3Z1 UP TOW4RDS H1S R3SP1T3BLOCK.
"I C4N W4LK MYS3LF YKNOW" T3R3Z1 3XCL41MS ANGR1LY BUT K4RK4T DO3SNT R3PLY. TH3 W4RMTH OF H1S 4RMS COMFORTS H3R D3SP1T3 H3R THR4SH1NG. K4RK4T 4ND T3R3Z1 F1N4LLY M4KE TH31R W4Y TO TH3 BLOCK, K4RK4T P4NT1NG FROM 3XH4UST1ON. T3R3Z1 T4CKL3S H1M 4ND B3G1NS L1CK1NG H1S F4C3, K1SS1NG H1S CH33K AND G1GGL1NG CUT3LY 4S SH3 F33LS K4RK4T B3COM3 FLUSH3D UND3R H3R. SH3 S1GHS 4ND NUZZL3S 1NTO H1S CH3ST 4S H3 ST1LL P4NTS, H34VY 4S 3V3R.
"1 JUST R34LLY W4NT3D TO B3 W1TH YOU K4RK4T." T3R3Z1 S4YS N3RVOUSLY. "1 W4NT3D TO B3 W1TH YOU B3C4US3 1T S33MS SO STUP1D TO T4LK 4BOUT SO MUCH S3R1OUS TH1NGS OV3R 4 DUMB CH4T CL13NT 4LL THE T1M3!!!" K4RK4T LOOKS UP 4T T3R3Z1 4ND H3 C4N NOT1C3 H3R UNUSU4L SHY 3XPR3SS1ON. "1... 1 W4NT TO B3 YOUR M4T3SPR1T. 1 H4V3 POND3R3D OV3R MY F33L1NGS FOR YOU FOR 4 WH1L3 NOW 4ND 1 H4V3 COM3 TO TH3 CONCLUS1ON TH4T TH3Y 4R3 R3D! SO 1 W4NT TO B3 M4T3SPR1TS."
K4RK4T S4YS NOTH1NG FOR 4 MOM3NT, TH3N H3 SM1L3S FOR TH3 F1RST T1M3 1N 4 LONG T1ME. "YOU SERIOUS? NO PRANKS? NO TROLLING?" T3R3Z1 NODS H3R H34D PROFUS3LY. "WELL SHIT. FUCK, EVEN. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TEREZI. OF COURSE YES! IM SURPRISED YOU COULDNT SMELL MY FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR YOU OFF YOUR DAMN SCREEN THEY WERE SO OBVIOUS. EVEN FUCKING SOLLUX SUSSED IT OUT AND HES A DUMB AS A HIVE OF BUZZBUGS!" T3R3Z1 G1GGL3S. "W3LL DUHH, 1 KN3W, OR 4TL34ST 1 THOUGHT 1 KN3W, BUT 1 W4S SC4R3D 4ND CONFUS3D. YOU 4LW4YS S33M SO 4NGRY 4T 3V3RYON3 1TS H4RD TO T3LL HOW YOU R34LLY F33L. BUT 1 G3T 1T." T3R3Z1 GR1NS 4ND NUZZL3S K4RK4TS CH3ST, H3 MOV3S 4 SH4K3Y 4ND 4NX1OUS H4ND UP TO H3R B4CK.
T3R3Z1 TURNS H3R H34D UP, 4ND PL4C3S 4 W4RM SOFT K1SS ONTO K4RK4TS L1PS. H3 T4ST3S SO SW33T, 4ND SO DO3S SH3. TH3 WORLD S33MS TO STOP FOR 4 MOM3NT 4ND 1TS L1K3 4LL OF TH3 ST4RS 4LL1GNED. "1TS GONN4 B3 OK4Y, R34LLY. 1 PROM1S3." "YOURE RIGHT."